Homo Slackass Erectus

Homo Slackass Erectus was created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause a shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. Another interesting trait for Homo Slackass Erectus is its rate of reproduction far exceeds that of the normal Homo Erectus in the sense that it’s pre-selection genes for finding a mate have been halted through evolution, meaning it will mate with anything. Keep your daughters clear from the Homo Slackass Erectus since it is known through close observation he is able to keep a barely legible conversation just long enough to breed.

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